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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

its your son. he is dead







causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show






skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.



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