Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
But seniors are just like:
*picks up banana* hello
its your son. he is dead
how is this even a real show
when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.